Supermarket Swap


Pot noodles swapped for crisps
January 22, 2009, 9:51 am
Filed under: Asda/Wal-Mart Swaps

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Mother’s Day card swapped for sliced loaf
May 27, 2008, 6:08 pm
Filed under: Baked Goods | Tags: , , , ,

How much do you love your mother? Is she the best thing since sliced bread? Can she compete with a Hovis invisible crust white loaf? Apparently not for this supermarket swapper.

A big thank you to Yonmei for spotting this swap!



Dairylea lunchables swapped for garlic baguettes
March 23, 2008, 8:47 pm
Filed under: Snacks | Tags: , , , , , , ,

Ahh, lunchables – the cornerstone of any kid’s nutritious lunch. Something that wouldn’t galvanise your small peers into tormenting you ruthlessly until you leave school… Shame then, that little Stevie will be going to school on Tuesday (we’ll give him Easter Monday off) with a bit of garlic baguette. Forever to be known as Stinky Steve… Aren’t kids cruel?

lunchables



Cheese crisps swapped for Toblerone chocolate

A few age-old supermarket debates. Savoury or sweet? Romantic chocolates or pungento crisps? Toblerone or anything else?

Ok, that last one is never a debate. God knows why but Toblerone always seems to beat anything else in the swapping stakes. Maybe it’s the triangular shape, but it’s certainly nothing to do with the taste if you ask us.

crisps for toblerone



Fruit pastles swapped for a teapot
February 14, 2008, 8:19 pm
Filed under: Asda/Wal-Mart Swaps, Chocolate & Sweets | Tags: , , , , ,

You know an £8 teapot is a good deal when you’re forced to put back that 40p packet of fruit pastles to get it. Either that or you’re just a bit (tea)potty. *Groan*

pastles for teapot



Sharon Osbourne swapped for Magners cider
January 14, 2008, 9:40 pm
Filed under: Asda/Wal-Mart Swaps, Beer | Tags: , , , , ,

Proof, if ever proof was need, that Sharon Osbourne’s literary efforts need more than a six pack of cider to be deemed enjoyable. Never fear Shakespeare, thou hast not met thy match in this wench.

sharon swapped for cider



Strawberries swapped for firelighters
November 6, 2007, 7:54 pm
Filed under: Fruit | Tags: , , , , ,

Somebody somewhere was planning a sophisticated evening with strawberries and maybe a little champagne… Then they wandered over to the household aisle and their arsonist tendencies took over.

Strawberries swapped for firelighters

Thanks to Kirsten for this swap spot.



Laughing Cow cheese swapped for sugar
November 6, 2007, 7:35 pm
Filed under: Dairy, Sainsburys Swaps | Tags: , , , , ,

Is it just us or is the Laughing Cow really creepy? Just us? Well, this little swap proves otherwise. Someone’s tried to buy some Laughing Cow cheese but… was so weirded out by a red, smug cow wearing cheese as earrings that they had to ditch it… and buy a whole bag of sugar instead. Why sugar? Well, everyone knows that a spoon full of sugar makes everything better – so just imagine what a whole bag can do.

cheese for sugar



Slim-a-Soup swapped for Flying Saucers
October 13, 2007, 9:01 am
Filed under: Asda/Wal-Mart Swaps | Tags: , , ,

A ‘sod the diet, I want to eat a whole bucket of sweets’ swap.

Slim-a-soup swapped for flying saucers



Blonde hairdye for booze
October 10, 2007, 9:06 pm
Filed under: Asda/Wal-Mart Swaps, Beer | Tags: , , ,

No-one notices your roots when you’re puking out of your nose.

hairdye for booze




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